"You can’t ship that!!! They’re not even canon!"
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
So my awesome meatspace pal dreccleston tagged me for this and im gonna do it (doing the accent challenge i was tagged for too but that is coming later).
Replace with your own answers and then tag 10 people.
- Name: Sarah
- Nickname: i have none. no one has succeeded in nicknaming me anything that sticks. ever.
- Birthday: March 8th 1997
- Gender: Female
- Sexuality: straight, kinda (heterosexual and biromantic if we wanna get technical, although i still think it’s oversimplifying a bit)
- Height: 5’5”
- Time zone: Central
- What time and date is it there: 10:41am/September 1st
- Average hours of sleep I get a night: ehh… on average? around 7
- Last thing I googled was: a picture of jason isaacs from 1995 (yes shh i know i wasnt born yet HES REALLY ATTRACTIVE OK)
- Most used phrase(s): no worries (variants: no prob, relax, it’ll be fiiiiiine)
- First word that comes to mind: cathedral
- What I last said to a family member: "If you can’t turn it off then I can’t and if you can then I shouldn’t have to!" (my brother wanted me to turn off a lamp for him instead of just turning it the fuck off himself because he wanted to stick me with turning off all the lights - i was be the last one up even though i wasnt using most of the ones he was)
- One place that makes me happy and why: my lil spot just outside the basement of our mountain house. it’s perfect and beautiful and nobody ever knows where i am so ~*~perfect solitude~*~
- How many blankets I sleep under: in winter i use like 5 (lizard blood) and in summer usually one to zero.
- Favourite beverage(s): coffee, water, apple cider, good root beer, lemonade, mango juice
- Last movie I watched in the cinema: gotg
- Three things I can’t live without: music, alone time, food&water
- A piece of advice to all my followers: if you think i dont wanna be friends with you THAT IS A LIE. approach me for friendship anytime and i promise i will talk to u
- You all have to listen to this song: GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED DUTILLEUX -skip to 3:20 if you want the part i’m specifically recommending (it ends at 6:03)